EP 20 The Piggy Patch - Hide the stains and make them go away

The shirt is white. The bolognese is red. The school photo is in twenty minutes. Every parent knows this exact moment of dread — and this week, Olga thinks she's solved it.

In a Brilliant or Bonkers first, the referee has stepped into the ring with her own invention: the Piggy Patch. A plaster-sized sticker with a cartoon pig on the front and a slow-release detergent layer on the back. Stick it on the stain, let your child play, and two hours later peel the pig off and the mess is gone. Shame solved. Stain dissolved.

Amanda is suspicious. Mark is delighted. The Judgement Giraffe has notes.

Brilliant, bonkers, or a little of both?